Total Medals Earned: 51 (From 5 different games.) Total Medal Score: 550 Points
Medals Earned: 12/32 (75/500 points)
Beat a miniboss !
Beat your first boss !
Kill 10 Cyber Dino
Dodge 15 drills on stage 2
Kill 15 Troopers
Buy your first gun in the upgrade shop !
Buy 3 Guns in the upgrade shop !
Kill the Miniboss of Stage 2
Complete a stage and get your first medal.
Kill Stage 2's boss
Get a Silver medal !
Use 2 stats points or more in every Skill
Destroy 5 Axes while they're in mid-air
Destroy 10 Turret Troopers
Kill 10 Eskimo Hunter
Kill 10 Laser Beam Ship
Kill 10 Invaders on stage 4
Kill 15 Spider Mines
Kill the Miniboss of Stage 4
Kill Stage 3's miniboss
Max your Income skill
Beat 3 bosses !
Buy ALL Guns in the upgrade shop.
Max your Jump skill
Max your Reload skill
Max your Health skill
Get a Gold Ribbon Medal !
Obtain the Golden Gun !
Get Gold Ribbons for all Stages !
Buy 5 Guns in the upgrade shop !
Get to Level 12
Beat all 4 bosses and complete the game !
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
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Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 2/19 (15/355 points)
Poor Ren...
Oodles of noodles and... stuff.
No whine and dine! Just dining.
Food coma galore.
Warm and savory stew.
Chicken and pasta! Delicious.
With pesto and tomatoes!
Noodles and lettuce?
Stir-fried with... stuff.
Soup. With... stuff.
Yummy, yummy noodles.
Hearty and filling.
It's not alive!
Nora's Favorite.
Crispy and crunchy, yet chewy.
Easy and delicious to eat!
Lots to eat! Meat, meat, meat.
Soft and full of meaty goodness.
Cooking up a frenzy!
Medals Earned: 15/17 (75/85 points)
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